Sonadow or Sonourge ch.6

"Sonic" Shadow was overjoyed to see his crush, to much to contain his joy. He ran up to the blue hedgehog for a hug and got a slap in the face, causing him to fall butt first on the floor. Sonic kept his stance and started to cry. Sonic dash up the stairs and into the bathroom and locked the door. 'What?' Shadow sat on the floor dumbfounded. He had no idea what-so-ever why Sonic would slap him.
"Idiot" Shadow turned to see Scourge leaning against the couch with a smug frown on his cold face.
"What…Why…I…I don't understand…" Shadow said flopping his ears to the side of his head.
"You're new to the whole 'love' thing aren't you?" He said giving Shadow his hand and pulling him up off the floor.
"Maybe I am. So what? Why did Sonic slap me?" Scourge sighed and rubbed his face exhaustively after Shadow had said that.
"You don't get it do you? When you love someone, you have to have five very important things for the relationship to work. Respect, compassion, honesty, understanding, and forgiveness. And You're lacken' most of that." Shadow grunted at that remark but let the green hedgehog continue.
"First off, Sonic thought you would kill, let me put more emphasis on that word, KILL him after he told you what ever he told you in the woods. That knocks off understanding, respect, compassion, and forgiveness. And by the way you where about to glomp Sonic, I can tell you like him. So that destroys honesty. Do you get it now?" Shadow got it perfectly, but he wished he didn't. But before his gloom and doom could sink in, Scourge said something that almost shocked Shadow so much the he could feel bolts of electricity down his back. (almost)
"I know Sonic and I have been living together for only a  few days, but I think I like him too." There was a long pause before he continued.
"But… If you truly love him, I'll help you fix the relationship. Like a good friend always told me, 'Anything that's broken can be fixed'. BUT, if Sonic no longer wants to be with you, I want to see if he will open up to me without you trying to snap my neck." Scourge held his hand out and gave Shads his famous sharp tooth smile. "deal?" Shadow shook his hand in agreement.
"By the way, what did Sonic tell you?" Shadow blushed a bit. "He said he was a… a hermaphrodite." Scourge, being Scourge, had no idea what that was.
" A what?"
"Ah come on! I feel weird explaining stuff like this, don't you have a science book or something?" Scourge pointed to the book shelf and Shadow walked over to the shelf and found a medical definition book. He looked at the index and turned to page 497 and gave Scourge the book. Scourge read aloud
" …a person or animal with both male and female sex organs or other sexual characteristics, either abnormally or naturally…..Oh." Scourge perked up his ears and his cheeks turned a deep shade of red.
"So… he can have…babies?!"
"Yes." Scourge stood there with a blank, unreadable face.
"Uhh.. Scourge? You ok?" Scourge blushed and gave an awkward smile.
"Of course~! Hahaha!  If me and Sonikku get together we could have the cutest little pups on the face of the earth~!!!!! DAWWWW!!! I can picture them now! One will look like me, one will look like Sonic, and there will be twins and a little girl and they'll be adorable~!!!!!!"
"Scourge! You said you would help me get Sonic." Scourge stopped. Then realized that he made a deal and pouted.
"Awwww… ok… " Scourge thought for a second. 'What should we start with? Hmm…well, Shadow really hurt his feelings, so let's start by making Sonic feel better.' Scourge clenched his cane and dragged Shadow upstairs.